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  • Don't let the milk float ride your mind
  • Walk unafraid
  • Never paint a coffee tin simply because there's some paint left over
  • Hang on to your halo
  • Don't set fire to your patio - the rain will put out the flames
  • Don't cry if crying means you're sorry
  • Try to avoid rescuing people in the dark
  • Hide your head when you're sad
  • Let all the children boogie
  • Die in the summertime
  • Only weird people eat pizza and noodles (together)
  • If you're feeling all played out, write a song about it
  • This is a lucky number
  • Never be without a beano (WHAT?)
  • Hang on to yourself
  • If your name's Tinkerbell you should wait before you switch on the TV
  • Remember to shut the door
  • 2 + 2 = 5 or the rats will eat your face
  • If you're writing a poem, finish it before the drugs run out
  • Rebuild the void with flowers
  • Don't go chewing in bed
  • Don't fret, get high, there's a new dawn that says "hi"
  • You can't fool the children of the revolution
  • Verily! It would appear, overwheelmingly, that the brave Caledonians cut the Romans to pieces
  • No water tastes like lemonade
  • If you wish for the cloths of heaven someone might tread on your dreams
  • All castles made of sand slip into the sea - eventually
  • If you try to sing "swing low sweet chariot" on stage the crowd will turn it into some other nationalist crap
  • Don't get arrested whilst wearing a dragon suit - you will be embarrassed in court!
  • There is no truce with the Furies
  • People do not like to hear about Hemmulens when they have other things to do
  • Make hay, not straw
  • Freak out in a moon age daydream
  • Don't eat Mars Bars if you feel ill
  • Don't eat cherries in your sleep
  • You love us!
  • If you get lost in the supermarket find the cheese
  • Don't throw your hand
  • Chocolate is sweet, not evil
  • Weed killer is a Sly Alibi
  • If you run away with a Spanish dance troupe, your school uniform won't fit anymore
  • The Spanish Civil War should not have been tolerated
  • Even baby tornadoes are dangerous
  • Shakespeare can't rhyme
  • Ex-members of Hepburn are pretentious
  • If you have a Dyson you are decadent
  • Logarithms suck ass
  • Starmen are shy and stay in the sky
  • Everybody's even in the end
  • Some animals are more equal than others

    • HEALTH WARNING

    The above advice is for entertainment purposes only and if followed may result in the reader becoming a nationalistic, drug taking, sonnet writing poet who inhabits a bright red coffee tin in the middle of a burnt out patio and will eventually die of an overdose of cheese - BEWARE.

    © Manic Meillionen

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