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The following is a list created by many different people combining various ideas of what makes the "perfect guy". It lists the qualities and criteria for a perfect boyfriend, according to a lot of very different women. The points come from lots of sources and may contradict each other, as people have conflicting ideas. The points are displayed in the order they were collected, not that of importance. This list is not intended to offend anyone, it is purely for entertainment.

• No goatees
• Must not have a smaller ass than yours
• Shouldn't be old enough to be your dad or young enough to be your son
• No-one you can beat in a fight
• No long hair
• Must be taller
• Must have long hair
• Has to be Welsh
• No facial hair
• Must wear eye-liner
• Must like glitter
• No fat guys
• Must wish for the cloths of heaven
• Must have curly or wavy hair
• Must have a maximum of zero girlfriends/boyfriends
• Long eye-lashes are preferable
• No hamsters/gerbils/mice/any other rodent
• Must not be in any way suicidal
• Must be Richey Edwards type maniac
• Must be able to play an instrument that he can sing to
• Must be willing to wear a skirt
• No skirt-wearing allowed inside the relationship
• Must be prepared to get all philosophical every now and then
• Must be able to fight back
• Must have a bit of brain
• No eating evil foods (meat)
• Must own ten thousand records (good ones)
• Must be willing to buy you a guitar
• Got to be Irish
• Smiley
• Easy to talk to
• Really easy, full stop
• Someone who laughs at your bad jokes
• Someone who stands by you when you make a fool of yourself
• Someone who can pick you up
• Must have a car (and driver's license)
• Romantic
• A guy who cries at sad movies
• There for you at all times (even 3am on a Monday)
• Someone you can respect
• Someone who respects you
• No sentimental gits
• Must be prepared to discuss throw-up
• No myncis/Boyzone look-a-likes
• Somebody who isn't reduced to giving you really sick, romantic presents e.g. Heart-shaped stuff (puke)
• A person who allows you freedom
• No boring guys
• Must have Sky Digital
• No novelty socks/pants wearers
• Must be good in the kitchen
• Must have good hygiene
• Must always brush their teeth
• No fish-eating
• Must own pet fish
• No dogs 'cos they're scary
• Should have dogs - I love them!
• Not green eyes
• One green eye, one blue
• Must appreciate poetry
• Must appreciate history and some politics
• Someone who enjoys lending money
• Must want to be Ziggy Stardust
• Must not hate having to wear a smart suit every now and then
• Suits are not allowed!
• No fancy/smart hats
• No umbrellas/leather briefcases
• No evil bags
• Must have at least one earring
• Must be prepared to eat a lotus
• Must like lentils
• Needs to have a good sense of humour
• Must have long, dark hair