Much the same as The Perfect Guy, the following is a list created by many different people combining various ideas of what makes the "perfect woman". It lists the qualities and criteria for a perfect girlfriend, according to a lot of very different men. The points come from lots of sources and may contradict each other, as people have conflicting ideas. The points are displayed in the order they were collected, not that of importance. This list is not intended to offend anyone, it is purely for entertainment.
- Must have bigger breasts than you
- Bra size 30-36 b-d
- Brunette
- Must be willing to give out as much love as you're willing to give
- Must not just want sex
- Must start crying at films before you do
- Has to be willing to listen to you
- Mustn't want a lot of money (I don't have any!)
- Has to be a good singer
- Doesn't mind showing affection in public
- Needs a nice bum
- MUST NEVER EVER CHEAT WITH ANYONE!!!
- Big breasts and a flat head to place beer on
- Got to have good dress sense
- No goatees
- Must not, under any circumstances, laugh at certain inadequacies, especially spelling
- For women with long hair, don't constantly flick it in people's faces
- Short hair, preferably
- Nice T&A
- Someone who lets you play on your computer, even at 3am
- Someone who will go shopping with you for clothes
- A person who says you look good even when you look a complete prat
- Someone who does NOT like football
- Must have mutual attraction
- A good arguer
- Not to have a face that looks like a warthog's
- Arse that slightly jiggles when walks, not like jelly, but tight with a small bounce
- Must be sort of insane only some of the time
- Must sometimes want to just sit and cuddle
- Someone to sit in the park with and watch the world go by
- Has the same views of the world as you i.e. things are dumb, things are good, things are just plain stupid etc.
- Someone who can sit and watch the ENTIRE Star Wars saga without asking ANY questions about the characters etc.
- Someone who will accept your fascination with spam…or any other part of your lifestyle
- Must like good music, not rave
- Must accept you if you want to dress like Neo or The Crow, preferably both
- Must hate the film The Exorcist (because it is drivel) and like the film Time Bandits (because it's got little people in it)
- Must love all the Monty Python series and films
- Has to accept your fascination with Gail Porter, Cameron Diaz, Nicole DeBoer or any other celebrity female
- Does not have better conversations with gay men
- Mustn't like talking with your friends for long periods of time, ten minutes will do
- Doesn't drink a lot of alcohol
- Has to like wearing g-strings, and look good in them
- Not in the army but have at least one uniform of any sort
- Has to let you cook for her and give advice, not criticism
- Must let you clean up the bedroom in your own time
- Sometimes NO sex is a good thing, just cuddling is fine
- Sex all the time isn't bad
- No stuffed toys on the bed, they just get in the way of the fun
- Juvenile pranks are funny, not childish
- Nice eyes are a must
- Hair mustn't be everywhere and not short like a man's
- Should understand that watching the news is boring and not a necessity every night
- Must get on with your parents
- Must have likeable parents, preferably in a hot country so we can visit
- Has to be willing to explain her complaints, not just expect you to understand
- Should always ask "Does my bum look big in this" because it gives a reason to look
- Should wash your pants, even the stained ones
- Feels cleanliness is good and so is saving water, i.e. joint showers
- Important that they are a good friend
- Should be shorter than you